{"product_id":"offside-attraction-signed-bespoke-paperback","title":"Offside Attraction Signed, Bespoke Paperback","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; color: #1f2124; font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e*Signed copy with foiled cover, sprayed edges, and author notes*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eI’ve always been into number one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Great One. 1’s on the Enneagram. Beyonce’s first solo album.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd relationships? “One night only” seems to be my preferred status. I’m sure a therapist would have opinions, but I boil it down to this: my schedule is slammed as a pharma rep, and I get bored easily.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd I might only be attracted to F-boys.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo, imagine my momentary psychotic break when I come face-to-face with the one hockey player I broke my unofficial rule for. While being treated in urgent care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur TWO no-name hookups were months ago, and I had zero idea he was the captain of Pucks Deep, our rival hockey team. The guy all the Snowballs players have a deep-seated grudge against.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow, all of it is back to bite me because I just found out Jordan has a connection to one of Alberta’s hardest-to-reach hospitals. To make things worse? The practice arena for Pucks Deep is under renovation, and their team is forced onto the same ice as the Snowballs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn order to meet my sales goals, I need to get my addiction treatment drug on the formulary at Jordan’s hospital.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBut that means fraternizing with the enemy.\u003cbr\u003eWhile somehow keeping it a secret from my Snowball family.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m the number one sales rep in the province, and the Snowballs are MY number one team. I need Jordan’s help to keep the first title. But if anyone finds out about us? He might knock me out of the running for the second…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffside Attraction is a slow-burn, closed-door hockey romcom. 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